Peacocks, Monkeys & Boots, Oh My!

How hard is it to find some nice lamps? Apparently pretty hard. I've searched all over this town (which isn't saying a whole lot though!) & can't find anything suitable. I'm currently searching Lowe's website thinking surely they will have something. I select the "rustic" category & to my surprise find lamps of, you guessed it, peacocks, monkeys & cowboy boots. Apparently at Lowes the word "rustic" is a nice way of saying "the-so-ridiculously-tacky-I can't-believe-they-make-us-sell-these-lamps-and-worse-people-actually-buy-them" category. Ebay here I come!